ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

(via summerbumm3r)

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

sloth-grunge:

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

thewrongcoast:

quiettears:

Do you ever feel like you’re stuck? Like you wake up in the mornings and then you go to bed at nights but you don’t really do much during the day. And you feel everybody around you is moving on with their lives and doing things; and you try to but your stuck. You’re just on auto-pilot living a routine. Is it just me?

so relevant

(via n0vember-first)

my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛

nahlou:

i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves 

(Source: crycaster, via uglythebird)

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